So, I'm home for Thanksgiving break. With all of my new-found free time, I decided to watch some afternoon tv. This should probably be listed as mistake number one. Afternoon tv is not necessarily known for being noteworthy or educational... Anyway, I ended up watching some Dr. Phil. Let's go ahead and call this mistake number two. Today's episode addressed bullying, specifically an incident in which four 18 yr old boys forced a 15 yr old boy (whom they had bullied for weeks) and forced him to get a homosexual slur tattooed on his rear end in a basement, threatening him with physical beatings and shooting him with a bb gun. When they were arrested and convicted of assaulting a minor, one of the boys and his mother complained that he had been victimized by the media and that he should not have been expelled from school.
I am so tired of people not taking responsibility for their actions. I mean, this boy forced a younger boy to get a permanent tattoo on his ass, and he's claiming that he's a victim?! Unbelievable.
I think this especially bothers me because I've been thinking about this a lot lately. Recently, some students at my school were caught vandalizing a statue on campus. This was a beautiful celtic cross statue created by one of the art professors. Apparently, these guys got drunk and thought that it would be funny to push the cross over, breaking it off of the base. I was so frustrated that these boys did not respect that this was something that someone else had created and worked really hard on.
When did people stop caring about others? Why do people think that anything is ok, as long as they're having fun? I feel like nobody cares about how their actions are going to affect others.
Hopefully, I'll have a cheerier post next time.
And hopefully I'll stop watching Dr. Phil in my downtime.
So, I suck as a blogger. I never update this thing, and when I do, I usually have absolutely nothing worthwhile to say. Go big, or go home.
First off, you may or may not have heard that I won an iPad. My first reaction upon hearing this news was, "What in the sam hill is an iPad?" Alas, I confess to being behind in current technological pop culture. What I have figured out is that, after I sell afore-mentioned iPad, I will have approximately $450 to spend on Halloween decorations and food. I have won the lottery.
Secondly, I bought some brown knee-high boots yesterday that actually fit over my "athletic" calves. And I didn't even have to spend half my iPad money on them; I got the for the bargain price of $34.99. Love it. I think stores are on to something here: $34.99 seems way cheaper than $35. Anyway, this was a huge moment for me (ask Laura May). I may have shed a tear. I have a really hard time finding cute boots that fit my "curvy" legs. I like to think that God does these small things just to keep us encouraged and to provide us with little moments of joy throughout our lives. Well, thank you, God, for Target and their cheap, big boots.
Thirdly, I am still waiting for my fall weather. This sudden spike in heat has not, however, deterred me from listening to my fall playlist or sniffing my fall candles. I have also been frequenting the Halloween aisles of Walmart and Target, searching for deals on decorations & costumes, as well as pleading with Anna to let me buy some ridiculous fake headstones to put in the front yard (she said no). Anyway, for your listening pleasure, I have decided to share my fall playlist with the masses and bring everyone in on the joy of the sounds of autumn:
1."My Love Goes Free" - Jon Foreman
2."Changing Colours" - Great Lake Swimmers
3."I Belong to You" - Muse
4."Full Moon" - The Black Ghosts
5."Decode" - Paramore
6."How to Be Dead" - Snow Patrol
7."Make Damn Sure" - Taking Back Sunday
8."I'll Be Here" - The Reindeer Section
9."Lord Save Me from Myself" - Jon Foreman
10."Godwin" - Brooke Waggoner
11."A White Demon Love Song" - The Killers
12."Anywhere With You" - Saves the Day
13."My Heart with You" - The Rescues
14."Burdon of our Courage" - Brooke Waggoner
15."The Cure for Pain" - Jon Foreman
16."Thriller" - Michael Jackson
17."This is Halloween" - Panic at the Disco
18."Secret" - The Pierces
19."Double Trouble" - John Williams
20."The Chain" - Ingrid Michaelson
‹ Labels: blazing bbq chips›
"Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns." - George Eliot7/17/2010 09:47:00 PM
Fall is my favorite season.
I recognize that it's an unusual choice; people generally choose spring or summer because of the warm weather and general lack of school.
I love fall. There's just something about it. The air always seems so fresh and clean and crisp. I recognize that everything is technically dying, but I always feel more hopeful and excited about everything in autumn. I don't know, it just feels like I can make a fresh start and maybe, just maybe, something exciting and wonderful will happen to me this year.
I get so excited about fall that I start looking forward to the end of summer and the return of school around July 15. That's right, I'm actually counting down the weeks to the end of summer. I may be retarded.
I love Halloween too. Not the really scary stuff, but I really like stuff about witches and movies like Sleepy Hollow. I like to decorate and carve pumpkins (after someone else has gotten all the gunk out of course). I even have a fall/Halloween playlist on my iTunes.
However, I got a little too excited today and started listening to Halloween music early.
Except that I'm so awesome, I scared myself listening to it.
Since Anna and I have been separated due to summer activities, here's a quote from my mom to end today's post: Me: "Are y'all going to be home for supper?" Mom: "I don't know-- you thin?" I think it may have been an ass-backwards way of asking if I was so hungry that I'd started dropping pounds. Feel free to draw your own conclusions here.
‹ Labels: apple crisp and woodland animals›
I love summer.
I love summer more when I don't have to work.
However, groceries are a must, and next year I'll have to buy a lot of them. I'm excited about living in the Calhoun house, but it's definitely going to be a challenge. I am going to be living with seven other girls.
Which puts the total number of girls living in the one house at eight. Eight girls in one tiny house. Whew. Challenge.
I think that my experiences at the Leadership Project will definitely help me in this situation; although seven other roommates is not the same as three other roommates by a long shot. Hopefully, there will not be a lot of need for conflict resolution skills, but my hopes are not too high since that is a massive amount of estrogen in one tiny place.
Luckily, Anna is a psychology major.
‹ Labels: schizophrenia›
"You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion, or challenge the ideology of a violet." - Hal Borland
So, it's officially been forever since I last posted. I need a stronger following to remind me to post. I hear that people get pretty upset when Ashton & Amanda forget to post.
Anyway, I do actually have a really funny incident to relate to y'all. Well, I think it's funny at least. Maybe you can at least give me a sympathy laugh.
I tripped over a squirrel.
No, really. I tripped over a squirrel.
It all happened one day a few weeks ago when Anna and Anna and I were walking around campus after dinner. Someone told us that you can burn a relatively good amount of calories by walking for an hour. Therefore, we decided to take a turn around good old PC after eating at GDH, which means we probably didn't eat that much to begin with.
Either way, we were walking down by the Douglas House and Bailey dorm. Anna was kicking sticks and random things on the ground as we walked. I was talking about something when, all of the sudden, my foot slammed into something, and I almost fell to my knees in the middle of the sidewalk. My first thought was that Anna had kicked up a brick or a piece of concrete from the sidewalk that had fallen in my way. Just as I was about to exact my verbal revenge, I saw the squirrel.
Running away from the scene of the crime.
He had run out in front of me at just the right time to receive a severe kick to the flank and have his head knocked against the back of my other foot.
That little sucker didn't even stick around to see if I was ok.
Immediately, I started screaming, "Oh, my gosh! I just tripped over a SQUIRREL!!! Did you see that?!" I think that the entire campus knew what had happened. Meanwhile, Anna Pardew was about to pee herself from laughing so hard. Then, I started wondering about what would have happened if it had bitten me. I would have had to get rabies shots! I'm pretty sure that those things come in a series of eight too...
So, of course, we then had to discuss the merits of getting the shot in your abdomen or your butt. Anna chose the butt, since "your stomach is the core of your whole body!" Stupid Zoomba fiend. I said that since you sit on your butt on a regular basis, I figured it would be better to get the shots in the stomach.
That way, you don't have to keep jumping up and grabbing a cheek every time you sit down in class.
‹ Labels: airplanes and lollipops›
The following encounter was bound to happen eventually.
Anne, Anna, and I decided to get together for lunch while we were home for spring break since we all live in the same area. So yesterday, we decided to meet at Panera's in Harbison.
We were having a good time, hanging out, talking about our breaks.
Checking out guys.
Just kidding, but obviously they came up in conversation. Eventually, a guy came in who looked to be about our age carrying his Bible and some text books. We acknowledged that he was attractive, but he had a ring on. However, we also decided that it could be a purity ring, especially since he was carrying a Bible and both Anna and I wear one.
We were doing our typical thing, giggling and occasionally looking over at the guy. When we get up to throw our trash away, the guy comes over to the trash can. You won't believe what he said:
"I know y'all were looking at me. Next time, please tell me that my zipper is down!"
‹ Labels: belly button rings›
So, I had the most dramatic weekend ever.
And I mean ever.
It all started out when my awesome cousin came to visit because she had been invited to a semi-formal by a friend from high school. She's kind of dramatic just in conversation, but this was only a preview of the hilarity that was to ensue.
Once she arrived, I gave her the tour of the "apartment," followed by the hall bath. Oh, the adventures of a hall bath.
As she was getting ready, she was telling me about how she wasn't really excited about being here for this function and that she wasn't really friends with her date, but had felt obligated to go with him. We worked out a plan for her to call for rescue if necessary, went over a few self-defense moves, and strategically planned for her to leave her stuff with me so that she would be forced to return to my room that night. I then escorted her to the library (of all places) to meet her date for the evening.
Anna and I then decided it would be a good idea to attend the Vagina Monologues. Hmmm. Personally, I don't like to talk about "down there," nor do I like to scream the c-word aloud with fifty other women and a smattering of "men." Again I say, hmmm.
After re-composing ourselves (and collecting what was left of our dignity), we got ready and headed out to Fraternity Court for the ZTA/ΠΚΦ Beach Party mixer. After standing around while the band finished setting up for 30 minutes, the party commenced. Except that Anna and I had to take turns checking people in the door, as well as checking for signs of general wastyfaceness.
Considering the party a success after only one fight between the boys at our party and some brothers of a different frat, as well as a showdown between two opponents in the race for a seat in student government, we decided to head home for some non-beach wear.
Meanwhile, I haven't heard from Mary in a while, so, naturally, I'm a little concerned. I texted her, and she informed me that her date had professed his undying love for her and cried, making the evening a general success. She informed me that she was, in fact, staying with him and his friends and would text me in the morning.
Anna and I then headed over to visit some guy friends of ours, only to turn around after learning that they were having a "boys' night" and we would look stupid going in there, only to be begged to come back and hang out. Therefore, we walked back to where the party was at. However, Josh apparently desired some other activity that would provide more mental stimulation that they game that Anna described as a "mix between FarmVille and Risk." What the...?! So, Josh and I headed out to Fraternity Court for some fun and frivolity.
Once we reached our destination (the back of Sigma Nu, to be exact), we were informed by a very surly Sigma Nu that we don't know that the party is closed until midnight, so we'd better not be thinking of coming in! It was approximately 12:15. Deciding not to press our luck, we forged ahead to the ΠΚΦ house, which was still full of sand and some strange plant that the band member compared to "the reefer that grew everywhere when I was in 'Nam." Nice.
Meanwhile, I'm trying to figure out where exactly Mary is. I haven't heard from her in a while (other than a consistent stream of texts begging to go to the Chinese buffet the next day), and I can't seem to find her amongst the other revelers. I text her, and she informs me that she is not drunk, only awkward and that she has caused a girl to black out. Again, general success of an evening. Also, she and her date never made it to the function, which explains why I can't find her.
Josh and I proceed to the Pike house, where I meet up with a few friends. After a while, we move on to the Sigma Nu house, dodge the surly brother no one knows, and commence to having a good time.
Until Mary texts me to inform me that I should probably come get her and she should probably come back to my room.
Josh and I set out immediately to rescue Mary from impending doom. She informs us of where she is, and we soon pull up outside. I got out of the car and hovered awkwardly near the porch, listening for signs of disturbance and/or gunfire. When she doesn't come out after a while, I go back to the car where Josh is waiting. As soon as I get back to the car, the front door is thrown open, and this guy asks if he can help us with something. P.S. This guy informed me the other day that he is in fact a Communist. I cautiously ask Mr. Socialist if Mary is inside. He informs me that there aren't any girls inside. Hmmm. Mary is, in fact, a girl. Then, a guy wearing only a bathrobe appears in the doorway asking what's going on. So I ask him if Mary is there. "Oh, you mean Beth?" "No, her name is Mary." "Well, we have a Martha." "I'm looking for Mary." "She's not here."
I apologize and get back into the car, and Josh starts to pull out of the drive. Suddenly, my phone rings, and Mary is shouting, "No! Don't go! I'm here! They're lying! I'm here! Don't leave me! I can't get out!" We immediately race back up to the house, and Mary come streaking out, her bag trailing behind her and her makeup smeared all over her face. She leaps into the car and screams, "You saved me!," and we roar out of the place like the Bolsheviks are coming (pun intended).
Later, over stuffed crust pizza, she tells us the whole story of the evening, including all of the tears, being seen nearly naked by a probable homosexual, a game of never-have-I-ever, and making a girl pass out. The woeful tale is actually pretty funny after the fact, and we laugh, watch some Olympics, and go to bed.
Mary wakes me the next morning with the following text: "Wake upppp! I need food!"
And yes, we went to the Chinese buffet and ate our weight in lo mein and fortune cookies.
Quote of the weekend: "Then I found out he's an Eagle scout. That might be a deal breaker." - Mary
‹ Labels: defying gravity›
When I was a little girl, I couldn't wait to grow up. I thought that once I became a teenager, nothing would hurt me anymore. I looked forward to the days when a scrape on the knee would draw no more tears than a mosquito bite.
Well, I'm officially older. And you know what? Things hurt worse than they did when I was a child. Yes, knee scrapes come along far less often and are far less significant than they once were, but the hurts and disappointments that come with age last longer and leave a far deeper scar. I have to worry about pain from more than just falling off my bike or getting a shot from the doctor. My heart can and has been broken, and that's something that a simple bandaid just can't fix.
Also, I believed that I would fall in love in high school or college and get married right after graduation at the age of 21 or 22. Then, I assumed I would start having babies at 23. I never imagined that I would celebrate my 21st birthday having never been asked on a date or kissed.
That's right folks, you're looking at possibly the oldest perpetually single girl since Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed. And I like to think that I was cooler than her in high school. Maybe I'm wrong.
How does that happen? How did I get so old and not even realize it? When did I get too old to play with Barbies? When was the last time that I watched Barney, and who decided that I should grow up and move on? When was the last time that coloring was an acceptable activity during classtime? How did I finally find out that my parents really don't know everything and can't protect me for the rest of my life? What was the last thing I said to that friend, and did I know that I would never see them again?
I know that everyone has to grow up eventually, but it seems that the older I get, the harder I cling to my childhood and the days when it didn't matter if that kid on the playground called me fat because I knew that I would go home and my Daddy would still love me.
And when did my Daddy's love stop being enough?
Why didn't anyone ask me if I was ready to grow up? Why didn't I have more of a choice in the matter?
When I was a little girl, I couldn't wait to grow up, but, now that I have, I'd give anything to be five again.
‹ Labels: cinnamon tea›