"That joke came from the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny" - Mitch Hedburg

I created this blog in the hopes of being half as awesome and witty as Ashton & Amanda in their blog Life in the Smyth Lane. Alas, nothing quite as weird and odd happens to me. Well, at least not in the 8 hours it has been since I was made aware of this fantastic spectacle of clever writing.

Anyway, I did decide today that you know you picked the wrong college when the dining hall sucks so much that you regularly dine on a selection of cheese, sunflower seeds, and olives. Together. In a bowl. Not mixed in a salad, but tossed half-heartedly into the primary-colored bowl of the day (today was yellow, I believe). Tonight, however, I had a special treat: the cheese was provolone.

I also have this crazy roommate who says really funny things (inadvertently) pretty regularly. I think that I shall end each post with a Roommate Quote of the Day.

Roommate Quote of the Day: "A little bit of naughty can go a long way."